T 6375

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 13, 2013

I stabbed him. His blood stained the rug. Why? he whimpered. It was a good question for which I had no answer. I don’t like rugs, I replied.

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T 6374

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 13, 2013

And then the road hugged the ocean and I said, This is like a commercial, but she was still crying and I remembered we didn’t watch much tv.

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T-SHIRT SLOGANS THAT ALWAYS GET REJECTED

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 11, 2013

              I met a girl from Kalamazoo Fuck the rainforest My other t-shirt is a bowl of ramen You have hills. I have mountains. It’s not breakfast if you don’t stop eating! They don’t call me Godzilla for nothing I make a great second impression We pulled the goalie […]

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This is the Best and Most Informative Book About Farting and Everything To Do With Farting Ever Published

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 7, 2013

Your lexicon will be greatly improved upon reading this. You will learn of “mylar pantaloons” and “odor judges” and reverse engineering a fart. Or “flatus.” Why Bismuth pills are good. Why hydrogen sulfide is bad. And about the “archbishop of roughage.” Yes. I’m going to purchase the book. Of course I am. This is exactly […]

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Places I Have Never Visited

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 6, 2013

Idaho The Bottom of the Deep Blue Sea Hell in a handbasket Where the Sun Don’t Shine Paraguay Middle Earth Kingdom Come The Court of the Crimson King Harper Valley Yo Mama

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Big in the OC

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 5, 2013

I’m some kind of funny. In the OC! (check page 152)  At least, that’s what my friend Amy (from this design firm – yes, yes, identical twins, I know) thinks. What does she know? Does it matter? Look who else is on the list: @kellyoxford (who has a new book out and it’s getting raves), […]

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List: Stuff I Kinda Like (the start of something edition)

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 1, 2013

On Opening Day, I thought I’d add (yet) another list of stuff I kinda like, this one about things that start something, or foretell something, foreshadow, or even start the process of anticipation. Sometimes, the thing that starts something is more exciting than what follows (Opening Day is the perfect example: if you had to […]

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List: Movies I Kinda Liked (in no particular order)

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 31, 2013

There’s no rhyme or reason to this. Maybe I’ve been into lists recently. I’ve liked more movies than the ones listed below. For sure. But the truth is, I’m also picky. It’s my curse. Touch of Evil The Aristocats Raising Arizona The Birds Apocalypse Now A Clockwork Orange Badlands The Big Night Jules et Jim […]

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Some Long Islands

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 30, 2013

Java Cuba Honshu Baffin Eleuthera In the Stream No man is an Fantasy Iced Tea Long

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This Might Be My Favorite Tweet Mention Ever

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 23, 2013

Here’s a tip: If offered a chance to walk around in @arjunbasu‘s head, politely decline. It would be fascinating, but you WOULD NOT SURVIVE. — lisha cauthen (@lishacauthen) March 23, 2013

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