A Very Meta Post

Here is a link to a post (from the fantastic Writing on the Ether blog) that mentions my blog post from yesterday. If you click ALL the links you should be trapped in a circle for the rest of your life. Your own circle of life. Enjoy.

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Some Insignificant Thoughts As 2011 Comes To A Merciful Close

Random thoughts during the holiday season: 2011 was interesting for all the wrong reasons. If it’s going to be winter, let it be winter. Drawn out autumn-ish weather stinks. The rink across the street from my house isn’t done yet because of the weather. If we’re going to live in Canada, snow is part of […]

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One of Paste Magazine’s 100 Best Twitter Accounts

Ok, so not too many people read Paste. And I don’t like lists. I said as much on Facebook. Or perhaps it was Google+. I can’t keep track. But look at this list! It’s awesome. And I’m on it. Sure, that might make it less awesome, but still. (I just checked. It was Google+. I […]

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T 5178

She wanted more from him but his good wasn’t good enough. He grew resentful as she grew more powerful. He bought her shoes. And she laughed.

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T 5177

He wants to buy the thing but has no money so he paints a sign and a woman says, Show me, and he pulls down his pants and gets what he wants.

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T 5176

The yelling ends and the echo of it recedes into silence. Awkward. Pregnant. How did you get your job? someone asks. The yelling begins anew.

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T 5175

The coffee was strong. Her cake was moist. But she kept refilling my coffee. And that made me squirm. I used her toilet. Then I had to leave.

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T 5174

The general said, I could use a sub. And so billions were spent to satisfy his request. Then he saw it. I should have said hoagie, he sighed.

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T 5173

The telepathic couple celebrated their newfound love with promises of fidelity and it was good for a while but 16 minutes later it was over.

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T 5172

He said, Are you an alien? I said, No I’m from Panama. He said, That’s so Van Halen dude! So I punched him in the face and they deported me.

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