T 6373

She’s looking at herself in the mirror, and he knows this is bad news. I hate the parts you like about me, she says. Then he packs his bags.

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T 6372

She caught me staring at her chest and she slapped me and then I said, I wasn’t looking at them sexually, and she hasn’t talked to me since.

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T 6371

We went out for Chinese. She ate a chili and grabbed my beer, and sucked it back in one gulp. That was so hot, she said. And I had to agree.

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T 6370

The High Priest of the Stoics watches the glass of milk tip over. He’s surprised by the emotion he feels. What’s happening to me? he wonders.

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T 6369

We drifted toward each other, very slowly, like dumb continents, and when my friends would ask why, I’d say, She looks a lot like my mother.

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T 6368

We read each other erotic tales from exotic lands. After a week, I asked, Is this love? But she didn’t reply. Because she was already bored.

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T 6367

I stared at his burger and I said, How much bigger can it be? He said, I don’t swing that way. I called him an asshole. But I wanted a bite.

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T 6366

We argued without settling anything. And I pulled down my zipper. Then the cop tapped on the window. Blame her, I said, trying to act happy.

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T 6365

She had a craving. I had an itch. Can we help each other? she asked. I doubted it and said so. She told me her craving. I missed that boat.

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T 6364

Where do you want to be in five years? she asks and he leaves the interview and calls her three days later and he says, I’m in the Barbados!

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