This is the Best and Most Informative Book About Farting and Everything To Do With Farting Ever Published

Your lexicon will be greatly improved upon reading this. You will learn of “mylar pantaloons” and “odor judges” and reverse engineering a fart. Or “flatus.” Why Bismuth pills are good. Why hydrogen sulfide is bad. And about the “archbishop of roughage.” Yes. I’m going to purchase the book. Of course I am. This is exactly the kind of book I can read while I’m writing myself. So much going for it. I might have to purchase a copy for my father as well. Father and son fart bond. Or fonding.