Twister 732

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His parents were so repressed he grew up with odd ideas about sex. It didn’t stop him from marrying and raising more kids afraid of sausages

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Twister 731

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jim got up off his knees slowly. That was humiliating, he said. I trust that’s the last time you ask for a raise, Tom said, doing up his fly

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Twister 730

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They were adults but drunk adults so the idea of jumping on beds at the mattress shop didn’t seem stupid until it was all over the internet.

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Twister 729

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He walked up to his boss and kissed her hard. Now fire me, he said. Not a chance, she said. He kissed her again. Now you’re fired, she said.

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Twister 728

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He knew enough about nothing to become a pundit. He became famous telling non-truths. His daughter called him a liar. And he left his family

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Twister 727

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She walked in on her husband doing that thing he’d been begging her to do for the last two years. I was coming around, she said. He laughed.

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Twister 726

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He could barely walk in his pants. Being fashion forward, he did the most logical thing: he bunched them around his ankles. Big fame ensued.

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Twister 725

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The crankiness gripped her like a baby monkey that won’t let go of your leg. The cop noticed her mood. You do not want to test me, she said.

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Twister 724

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They were lost in the woods. The trees formed a barrier to their freedom. They sat down, tired, hungry. We might as well have sex, he said.

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Twister 723

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She took her son to a music store. What is this place? the son asked. This is how we used to buy things, she said. I’m afraid, the son said.

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