Twister 722

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Instead of studying for the exam they made out in the library stacks and pissed off a bunch of law students but that wasn’t hard to do ever.

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Twister 721

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He hated shopping for underwear. There were way too many variables. He liked his underwear snug. And he enjoyed the cold. And horror movies.

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Twister 720

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She felt the magic of the forest. Trolls abound, she warned. They are like mushrooms. Some are poisonous. And some go well sautéd in butter.

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Twister 719

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The office was quiet save for the tap tap of Ms. Green’s nails hitting the keyboard. The sound drove Mr. Orr mad, thinking unlovely thoughts

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Twister 718

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

When he heard her call him indecent he knew the flirtation was over and that he had failed. He would never wear the see-through pants again.

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Twister 717

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He watched the furniture exit the window in a graceful arc. It shattered on the front lawn, a pile of broken wood. This was always expensive

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Twister 716

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He horked a loogie and a gust of wind took it and deposited it on the little girl’s face. Her father was a wrestler. And the troubles began.

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Twister 715

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He thought about abandoning city life and moving to the country. Perhaps starting up an organic farm. Raising chickens. He thought about it.

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Twister 714

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The elderly woman beside him expelled her dinner during turbulence. He still missed his ex-wife. I bet they lose my luggage too, he thought.

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Twister 713

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was a fast runner but only if he ate salmon. And it had to be grilled. With lemon and tarragon. But fish don’t have legs, his mother said

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