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The Year In Review

Yes, yes, yes. I know what I just wrote here. So what? This is my website. Some quick stats: Over 13,000 page views this year. For some people, that’s a good hour on their website. Or a few minutes. But that’s what I got all year. I think that’s less than 2012. I think I […]

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And then she slapped me with my belt and I learned something about myself then and I thanked her, and I understood that pain made me hungry.

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There it is, she squeals, and I look at her triumphantly and she says, Believe me you aren’t the first one, and I say, So more like Columbus.

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She says, Can you count to 10? She steps out of her skirt at four. She’s naked by eight. I lose count. That’s not fair, I say. For no reason.

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She said, Your love’s too big for me, and he smiled and said, No one’s said that to me before, and she let him think what he wanted to think.

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On her return home she realizes she’s forgotten her underwear and she smiles at the memory of her evening until confronted by a gust of wind.

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We bathe in the light of nostalgia. She pours another round. We make sloppy love on the kitchen floor. In the morning, we both feel our age.

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My phone starts vibrating in my pocket. She puts her hand on it and says, I would enjoy that a bit too much. And then forget I have a phone.

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She was putting her clothes on now and she was mad, at me and at herself, and I said, Look, it’s working, and she said, You had your chance.

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We stare at each other. Naked. Almost in love. She says, What one thing about me do you want to know? She waits. Can you bake cookies? I ask.

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