Twister 742

He grew up an only child. When he became CEO in his forties, he demanded a crown. The board said no. And so he demanded unlimited ice cream.

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Twister 741

Jim surveys the lawn and swells with a primitive pride. He has tortured something pretty out of ugliness. Tamed the wild. Buried the bodies.

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Twister 740

His wife called him a pig enough times that he believed it. He had an affair with his son’s grade three teacher. The son went kosher finally

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Twister 739

The carnage of the breakfast table is belied by the silence of a sated couple who have locked their kids in the basement a few hours longer.

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Twister 738

He is an acclaimed chef. His food makes women want to bear his offspring. But after they’ve met him he goes home to make omelettes for one.

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Twister 737

She had the voice of sick duck. But he married the mind. The body. The money. The love was strong. Until the body became that of a sick duck

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Twister 736

It was boys weekend and the guys went out and smoked and drank and slam danced. Two ended up in the hospital. One got his longed for divorce

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Twister 735

They ate breakfast in silence, still unsure, afraid even. He could barely look at her. Next time, you do some of the work, she said finally.

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Twister 734

They held hands and blushed and decided to sit on a bench and stare into each other’s eyes. And then a kid came over and puked all over them

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Twister 733

He liked the British girls because they always said “wanker.” He told this story a lot when he got home. Until his friends were bored of it.

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