She found him amusing, even when he played with his food. You’re like the soldier of happiness, she said one night. He left her the next day
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Twister 682
They hiked along the trail, past windblown trees and bush and over rocky scree. He stopped finally and said to her: I think we’re alone now.
Twister 816
The desparation in his voice told her she was in control. But it was offputting too. So she had him service her. And then she kicked him out
Twister 873
The city lay in ruins. Not a building was upright. Hungry dogs roamed the streets. He looked at her and smiled and said, Let’s do that again
Twister 1018
There was a manic quality to the sound that came from the barn. This is a difficult time, he told his wife. With the kids getting all horny.
Twister 1154
He was texting and walking. And she was texting and walking. And when they bumped into each other he got his chocolate in her peanut butter.
Twister 1250
He draws on her thighs and says, that’s fat. She grabs the pen and draws a circle on his belly. So’s that, she says. Then they start eating.
Twister 1370
I love these jeans, he says. But they’re so fugly, she replies. He flings some peas at her. She flings back. And soon he’s out of the jeans.
Twister 1449
After his fifth martini, her stories got even more interesting. In the morning, came the knowledge that he’d adopted some kids from Somalia.
Twister 1556
They messed up the bed, and when they were done the air was heavy with their funk. If you stop breathing, you can smell the ocean, she said.