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They dove into the water and swam toward each other and groped and giggled and she said what’s that? and he said not me and they were scared

She rolls over and he’s not there. His clothes are gone. His toiletries. His photos. Lying there and not doing anything had finally paid off

She ran into the room and jumped into their bed and said, If you don’t put that book down this instant we’re through. But it was a good book

He fell in love when she said, You’re so not drunk enough. In the morning he woke next to her, confused. Ignorance is bliss, baby, she said.

His vision got blurry and then he said, Anaconda! You wish, she said. I can’t see, he said. You taste like cucumber, she purred seductively.