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Her boots went up to her knees and her knees were the kind to make male ones go weak. She was with an older man. Who wouldn’t last the night

Jones wakes up hungover in a hotel room and realizes he didn’t even make it home last night. A woman shares the bed. Get a real job, he says

The bed had become something that would shock even the horniest teenager. The smell in the room was powerful. The smile on their faces wide.

They went fishing and the boredom was overwhelming. I’m not so zen, he said. She took her top off to take the sun. And he landed the big one

They met in a bar, made out in the toilet and he touched her where it counts. Then he couldn’t stop sneezing. I’m allergic to cats, he said.

They had become strangers in bed, their years of effortless intimacy nothing more than a pleasant memory. He regretted the surgery big time.

They jumped into bed and it fell through the floor and a photo was shot and posted online. That’s how he found his book in the remainder bin

He kisses her all over and then runs to the bathroom. She hears him rinse his mouth and sits up, insulted. Your elbows taste funny, he says.