Tagged: Sex (778)

Twister 1583

Billy’s sleeping with Alison and Joan. He’s 17 and he figures he’s cool who cares? Except that Alison is pregnant. And Joan is Allison’s mom

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Twister 1704

He kisses his wife deeply and says, I want to have as much sex as couples do on TV. She laughs and says, You need to watch more sports dear.

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Twister 1814

The sand blew in off the beach and into the hut. It’s gritty, he said. She turned over and said, Try here. He laughed and did as he was told

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Twister 1923

After dinner he offers to do the dishes and she says, That’s so cute and instead she leads him to the couch. My mother can do them, she says

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Twister 2004

He says, Damn, I think I ate too much. He says, I really don’t feel well. She smiles and coos, I feel great. Don’t stop, baby, she whispers.

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Twister 2108

He liked to go to the fruit store and give bananas to women. One day his wife caught him doing it. She took a banana. It’s a start, he said.

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Twister 2267

And he saw the error of his ways. He realized imagining naked women all the time based on mere photos was wrong. But he would not apologize.

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Twister 2415

And once he had exerted himself, she stopped him and said, You smell like cat pee, and he pondered this and said, Only when I sweat darling.

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Twister 2576

They giggled then and made jokes about “afternoon delight” and noticed their son listening to everything and he got more ice cream then ever

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Twister 2795

She’d had a lousy day. He looked like a kid but he’d promised her “the best five minutes” of her life. And that wasn’t much of a commitment.

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