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Was it the red boots or the red hair? she asks. And he ponders this. Or was it the purple bra? she says, smiling. I’m color blind, he admits

They were chubby boys but not because of sloth. It was the beer. And drinking it every night and talking about girls. But never meeting any.

No one found him funny. This was the crux of it. People threw things at him. But he entertained himself. And that’s all that mattered to him

He turns off the television and makes a sandwich and she comes home and says, Why didn’t you vaccuum? and he says, I wanted you to watch me.

His socks are too tight. He’s figured it out. This is what’s causing the sweating. The palpitations. And it’s why he won’t get married today

The flight was delayed again. He sat at the bar listening to stories from around the world. Mute with the reality he had no stories to tell.

She walked by him and he was mesmerized by the way her red hair sparkled in the sun. He followed, falling in love. Then he was hit by a car.