Tagged: Guys (1,814)

Twister 1440

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He can’t admit the realities of his age, his descent into consumer irrelevence. He looks silly in his clothes, hanging at the mall. Chillin.

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Twister 1483

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And she says I will leave you if you do that ever again and he smiles and walks into the den and greets the guests and pulls down his pants.

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Twister 1536

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He opened the fridge and gasped. It was full of fruit. He disapproved of his wife’s diet. He for one was thankful he couldn’t see his penis.

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Twister 1600

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

By the time he realized the whole thing was a joke, it was too late to retrieve the snake from his best friend’s toilet. Revenge was an ass.

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Twister 1650

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There were days when we walked on, searching a destiny we knew was ours, a light shining in the fog. And then there were days we drank beer.

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Twister 1720

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

When she said, I have a gun, he got deeply aroused and she noticed this and made a face and said, That’s sick. And his arousal was complete.

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Twister 1767

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They make eye contact in the library, and he edges his way to her. And asks her for help. She smiles. And he says, I don’t know how to read.

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Twister 1832

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The island was obviously deserted. Civilization was a far away rumor. She saw the look on his face and knew what it meant. Not now, she said

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Twister 1890

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The idiot son-in-law starts talking about art and at that moment I let rip a fart that shut him up but good and I got an extra piece of pie.

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Twister 1971

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

In desperation, he inadvertently insulted a butcher, a rabbi, a dog handler and a speech therapist. I’ll be single my whole life, he thinks.

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