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Twister 441

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The cop ambles over and says, Know how fast you were going? My brain cramps up. Your mother, I say. The cop laughs. The rest is a bit blank

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Twister 474

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The dog likes my mailman. It’s liked the mailman since my wife left. And I vacuumed the house today. There’s a cosmic thing happening here.

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Twister 521

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He fell asleep in the hammock and woke up covered in bird shit. The wedding was in two hours. He took a hot shower. And cut himself shaving.

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Twister 556

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He falls apart when the boss asks him to sit. She’s straightforward. Be strong, she says. And because he knows he can’t, he cries some more.

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Twister 597

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His ex posted video of a night of sloppy drunken fun from long ago. He dropped out of school. Now I’ll never be the damn President, he says.

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Twister 637

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It was the laughter of children that shamed him most. And being caught without pants. And peeing into the laundry hamper after a rough night

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Twister 673

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And if it continues to rain he will take a big hammer to the tv. Because he’s out of beer. And he’s bored. Because won’t go out in the rain.

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Twister 724

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They were lost in the woods. The trees formed a barrier to their freedom. They sat down, tired, hungry. We might as well have sex, he said.

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Twister 766

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His doctor told him gobs of bad news, delivered in a way as to make the overall effect all the more devastating. It helped that she was sexy

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Twister 812

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They set up a blind date and he said he would be the one with the scruffy beard and glasses. She spent the rest of her life looking for him.

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