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The bowling alley guy would smell the used shoes of the cute girls. Then he saw the perfect girl. He took her shoes home to show to his mom.

He says thing like, On the precipice of memory, and this gets him a certain kind of gal but not the kind that does the things he likes to do

The snakes morphed into multi-colored candies. The trees sang Ava Maria. The Volkswagons arrived. Yikes, he thought. This is some dope shit.

He walked a long way to get here and for what? The dogs barked at him. A kid peed on his foot. And then he realized he had the wrong address

Lewis picks up the rock and looks at the neat hole in his front window. He watches the despicable neighbour across the street, watching him.

They caught the thief stealing the new flatscreen. Let me go and I won’t kill you, the thief said. But if you take the tv you will, Jim said