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Twister 160

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And then he said, I’m just going to wear gingham. His mother was appalled. Get out of this house, she said. Green gingham, he said, dancing.

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Twister 502

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He liked being called The Inspector though only when naked. His ex-wife damaged her eyes from rolling them so often. He likes drinking milk.

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Twister 537

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He wants to swim but is ashamed how unfashionable his trunks are. He’s too cheap to go shopping. He regrets his orange paisley phase so much

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Twister 567

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The inherent tension of hide and seek always made Jon want to pee. You’re not spy material, Frank said. I don’t care right now, Jon replied.

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Twister 616

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He wants compassion and ends up with snark. He builds a bowling alley that leans slightly to the left. He feels nothing though and grows fat

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Twister 649

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

A smart man asks me: Where is my sandwich? Do I know you? I ask quickly. The smart man says: You didn’t answer my question. Touché, I reply.

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Twister 694

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jack was falling in love so he made up reasons to dislike Ann. The bunions on her feet. The mole on her chin. The way she loved him so much.

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Twister 742

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He grew up an only child. When he became CEO in his forties, he demanded a crown. The board said no. And so he demanded unlimited ice cream.

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Twister 794

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And when he felt the warmth spreading down his pants he knew he was as far as he could be from his government job, from stupid public life.

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Twister 828

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Shane built the largest house on the block. He invited everyone over for burgers and beer. And then charged them exorbitantly for the honor.

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