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Twister 405

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He suspected his friend of having fun without him. He stopped wearing orange pants and bought a walkie talkie. And he was lonelier than ever

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Twister 447

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He missed being successful. He lost his appetite and lost weight. His friends thought he looked great. Even though they now called him loser

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Twister 493

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

A pile of chicken wings in the middle of the room. The boys sit around it, genuflecting. The girls consider becoming lesbians. Everyone wins

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Twister 524

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

If he could, he’d put a couch in the bathroom. And a small heating element to brew tea. A TV. With TiVo. Just thinking this makes him happy.

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Twister 561

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He heard something funky and crossed the street and saw eleven kids beating bongos and he thought thoughts of happiness but also of failure.

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Twister 601

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He is tragically untalented. He blames everything on his mother’s overbearing nature. My penis is small because of my skinny jeans, he says.

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Twister 640

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He bought a motorcycle when he noticed the bald patch. He worked out and wore tight swim trunks. He choked on a peanut and forgot everything

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Twister 684

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There was a commotion. He ran over only to discover some kids watching his daughter pummelling his son. He felt a mixture of pride and shame

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Twister 731

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jim got up off his knees slowly. That was humiliating, he said. I trust that’s the last time you ask for a raise, Tom said, doing up his fly

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Twister 768

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He bought her flowers and thought that would fix things and that just made her angrier especially when he said, That’s that now let’s do it.

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