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Joe was tongue tied and yelled “I’m going to give you a hysterectomy!” to the 8-year old boy. The tyke ran away and Joe crawled under a rock

You’re a much bigger man than I, he says. But I’m a woman, she says. You know exactly what I mean, he says. This is about my legs, she says.

Despite years of boarding school he was bad at doing up his tie. It always hung too long. And when he went out he always peed on it. Always.

His breath was a smell that could only come out of the other end of the digestive tract. I’m either too human, or not human enough, he said.