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Twister 2406

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

When the regret got too much, he liked to go to the bar and drink his problems away. You’re in here all the time, the bartender says happily

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Twister 2450

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Joe admitted he was delusional during the job interview and the HR lady asked how and he said, I think everyone loves me, and then he cried.

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Twister 2506

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He walks into a pole and bangs his head and passes out. Paramedics arrive and revive him and he says, It was just some spectacular cleavage.

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Twister 2572

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He hears the neighbor farting in the backyard and he laughs and hears a woman’s voice say “Excuse me,” and he get turned on and goes inside.

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Twister 2637

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He can’t find matching socks. He returns to bed and wraps the sheets around him as if he’s in a cocoon. What if this is a metaphor? he asks

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Twister 2715

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He cruises the aisles of the hardware store looking for kindred souls, love perhaps, hoping not to bump into his ex-wife in Home Improvement

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Twister 2789

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They checked into a bed and breakfast and rode horses through meadows of wildflowers. Later, he horked a loogie. Just to make sure he could.

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Twister 2915

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The son walks slowly up to his father and asks what it means to be a man and the father laughs heartily and says, No really, what do you want?

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Twister 3004

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The debate degenerated quickly and ended with his banishment from the restaurant. He huffed out, disgusted. And they call that bbq, he said.

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Twister 3123

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And then all the girls laughed and all the boys returned to their clubhouse dejected. At least we can pee standing up, one of the boys said.

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