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He hangs up the phone and ashes his smoke. He opens the fridge and reaches for a beer. He turns on the TV. The manroom’s overrated, he says.

She wore the dress he adored. But his eyes kept wandering. Because he was a man. And the food on the other tables looked better than theirs.

And then all the girls laughed and all the boys returned to their clubhouse dejected. At least we can pee standing up, one of the boys said.

He was caught between the apathy of caring about his body and the reality of it. And because of this he never went on vacation. Or showered.

He cradles his beer with a forlorn familiarity. She comes up to the bar and orders a vodka gimlet. And he knows he will go home alone again.

The bowling alley guy would smell the used shoes of the cute girls. Then he saw the perfect girl. He took her shoes home to show to his mom.

He says thing like, On the precipice of memory, and this gets him a certain kind of gal but not the kind that does the things he likes to do