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Twister 1416

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She’s a stunner, at least he thinks so. And Jim would try and pick her up except his kid’s with him and the kid tells his mother everything.

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Twister 1460

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jones invites the boys over for poker. He plies them with drink. But when he says, My wife makes great lemon muffins, the exodus is massive.

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Twister 1509

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

When he was done he rolled off and looked away. She stroked his chest and said, It’s still awkward for you because you’re so bad at it, dear

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Twister 1562

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Frank insists he’s not a metrosexual. That’s so passé, he tells me, as he saunters over happily to the salon to get his eyebrows done again.

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Twister 1615

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He wanders the aisles at the gardeners’ convention stopping to ask pretty ladies about lawncare and hedge trimming. I’m a bad man, he thinks

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Twister 1693

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jake wakes up and brushes his teeth and gets dressed and combs his hair. And then he throws open his door and announces, I’m ready for love!

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Twister 1738

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jim has a theory that yoga girls have big feet and nice asses because they don’t wear shoes and the boys consider this and down another shot

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Twister 1796

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There is aggression in the voices. It’s like listening in on a convention of talk radio personalities. Slighted men. Though none are slight.

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Twister 1859

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The endlessness of the spam made him feel inadequate. He called his secretary into his office, pulled down his pants and said I’m ok, right?

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Twister 1915

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He is ashamed to visit the doctor. And his shame is compounded by her undeniable beauty. I’m growing hair in the wrong places, he tells her.

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