Tagged: Guys (1,814)

Twister 2200

He wakes and kisses her. He takes a shower. Upon his return to the room he finds a dog he doesn’t own. I was speaking figuratively, he says.

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Twister 2258

He orders a hamburger. In the booth behind him, a retarded girl tells her father about a TV show. She didn’t get that show at all, he thinks

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Twister 2317

He trudged home from work and opened a beer. His kids immediately besieged with news of their day. He looked at them and said, I don’t care.

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Twister 2355

The fight spilled out of the bar, hairy men and unhairy men fighting and flailing about, delivering injury. And the ladies found their seats

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Twister 2400

The sounds give them away. The cops shine a light down the alley, and she scrambles to cover herself up. But not him. He’s proud of himself.

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Twister 2443

The mouse ran across the kitchen floor and he screamed. Later that night, he went to the bar and drank too much beer. I’ve failed, he cried.

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Twister 2494

He downs the beer and walks up to her and says, I’m going to take you home, and she laughs and he leaves, dejected, back home to his mother.

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Twister 2560

So then, what, you won’t kiss me for nothing? For what reason? What good reason, I mean. Because you have none. Not a one…Except for that.

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Twister 2626

He drinks his beer and asks for another. The bartender obliges. This goes on for a while. He goes home. And finds the wife still pissed off.

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Twister 2697

They went to a movie and then for some dumplings, but he got bad gas and she said, Just don’t shit your pants, and he said, Now you tell me.

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