Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 3636

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She was all for adventurous eating but it was a first date and the sausage looked too much and she wasn’t sure if she did that sort of thing

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Twister 87

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The burgers are too red in the middle for her liking. They’re the color of my nailpolish, she yells. It’s just blood, he says. Deal with it.

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Twister 130

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He mastered the dark art of baking. It attracted women with small dogs and health insurance. His tarts caused convulsions. But in a good way

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Twister 442

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He calls in sick and watches TV until the thought of more Oprah gets him out of bed. He takes a shower. He treats himself and orders a pizza

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Twister 283

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And for this he learned Korean. I got tired being limited to bibimbap, he says. She takes a pull of her beer. You’re going places, she says.

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Twister 97

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The boy says, I want candy. You win some you dim sum, the dad says. That’s not appropriate dear, the mom says. Only look at me, the boy says

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Twister 435

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The wind whips up; the picnic is ruined. Our dates are bad, he says. I keep saying yes, she says. A branch crushes him. Until now, she says.

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Twister 76

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I took my date to the 24 hour sausage place to check out the new french fry machine. I wore a bow tie even. But there was no love that night

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Twister 545

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Joe dreamt of a farm where the horses were pretty, the sheep tasted like cookies and he could bed lots of blonds. Joe’d never been to a farm

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Twister 624

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They knew that if they argued they were done. But the argument was an itch that needed to be scratched. I’ve always hated vanilla! he yells.

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