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Twister 134

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She says, it was a dark and stormy night. He says, OK, so I have hemorrhoids. The challah burns in the toaster. On TV, Martha being perfect.

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Twister 143

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He imagines what life would be like if he were a panda and he ate only one thing, replacing bacon for bamboo. No, he wasn’t stoned. For once

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Twister 223

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

That’s an unbelievable smell, he says. I think it’s the fridge, she says. But I’m hungry, he says. And I really, really want eggs and salami

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Twister 315

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He finished the coconut and threw the shell into the surf. The beach was littered with forlorn empty shells. He farted and fell into despair

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Twister 386

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He came home with a big tub of ice cream and she said this is romantic, and he said huh, and she said you don’t know, and he said know what?

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Twister 463

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They thought marketing a line of kosher Oriental products was a no brainer. Oy Soy is gonna be a hit, he said. But maybe not Moo Goo Goy Pan

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Twister 487

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There was chewing gum on the sole of his shoe and soon the feeling of it made him psychotic. He threw his tuna sandwich at a kid on the bus.

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Twister 589

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He ran from his seat to the toilet and puked up the first inning gorging of hot dogs. He heard the crowd’s roar and hoped it wasn’t for him.

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Twister 649

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

A smart man asks me: Where is my sandwich? Do I know you? I ask quickly. The smart man says: You didn’t answer my question. Touché, I reply.

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Twister 739

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The carnage of the breakfast table is belied by the silence of a sated couple who have locked their kids in the basement a few hours longer.

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