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He flew in from Korea and they kissed and she said, Did you eat a burrito? and he said, In Korea? and they laughed their sophisticated laugh

There were not enough mangoes in the smoothie and this problem reverberated to the point of a messy divorce. Luckily they didn’t have kids.

And then they had their existential crisis. She was questioning his very sense of himself. Because she hated leftover Chinese for breakfast.

She tells him not to touch it. And he does. And sprays invective at him like a frightened skunk. And he sighs. But the souffle remains sunk.

The town was known for its sausages. She blamed this for her skin condition. But when she found a guy to love her he proved to be inadequate

The waiter dropped the cheeseballs on her lap and ran out of the bistro and the owner rushed over and said, I’ve wanted to fire him forever.

She has the face of surprised waterfowl; this titillates him and causes revulsion. Since he ate duck last night. And it wasn’t all that good