Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 904

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The old mayor was caught picking his nose just as the mustard came oozing out of his triple cheeseburger. He won re-election by a landslide.

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Twister 980

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And when he asked for a burger, she looked at him as she might a stranger. But honey, she said, voice trailing off. She had lost him to meat

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Twister 1075

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

In the end, nothing happened. But at the beginning there had been the promise of over drinking, ludicrous amounts of sex and unlimited fries

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Twister 1169

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And when they all complained about the food the chef came out and announced that his wife had left him and that he’d crapped in the lettuce.

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Twister 1237

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jim ordered the chef’s special. The waiter served it. Jim asked what it was. The waiter looked at it and said, Why it’s a crock of shit, sir

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Twister 1316

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

After the kid found the Twinkies and ate everything and then said, There are people living inside me, Al knew the day’s good times were over

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Twister 1395

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He says, I enjoy that. And she says, It’s not good enough. And he thinks about this and says, We’re not talking about your schnitzel, right?

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Twister 1478

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He fluffs the blanket and sets out the grub. The sun shines down on the corndogs and Doritos and beer. This so isn’t going to work, she says

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Twister 1570

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They thought he died but he only fell asleep in his soup during lunch. He’d complained about being tired lately. Having a mistress was hard.

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Twister 1643

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He is a dignified man except when he eats pasta. And lobster. When he eats a lobster it’s incredibly disgusting. So no one gets invited over

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