Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 836

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He would speak of immolation. Of the heat he felt. Of the fire that threatened to burn down his heart. Though he would eat that curry again.

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Twister 931

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The food was so bad he couldn’t keep making excuses for her. He stood up and said, I’m very sorry. She stood up and said, He’s lousy in bed.

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Twister 1023

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The chef entered the dining room to great applause. Except from Jerry. Who wanted ribs, not some deconstructed thing with foam. He threw up.

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Twister 1118

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I’m sorry, I didn’t order this, he tells the waiter. I’m sure it’s a good steak but I don’t eat meat. The waiter growls. He apologizes again

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Twister 1200

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I will eat your raw sugar, he said and she began to giggle and his interest waned and he said You make me flaccid, and then she just lost it

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Twister 1267

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The food made his stomach do unfortunate things. He went outside for a smoke. The wind picked up. His in-laws were downwind. He didn’t mind.

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Twister 1360

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They thought they had lost the bad guys in the sea of wheat, so they went to the restaurant and ordered waffles. And then they were whacked.

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Twister 1435

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She loved her food and when she screamed, It’s like there’s a honeymoon in my mouth! at the French restaurant he hid under the table, crying

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Twister 1489

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He says, After I eat my milk and cookies, I’m going to kill you. This does nothing for his street cred. Neither does his lactose intolerance

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Twister 1586

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He is a lifestyle expert. He got rich telling other people how to live. But his table cloth is revolting. And he eats ice cream from the tub

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