Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 3044

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

When he woke she was gone and he felt relieved. He ate a bowl of cereal and checked his emails. And then he realized how much he missed her.

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Twister 3193

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The table is covered in food. There is general gluttony. One by one the gourmands die off. In the end only the Twinkie lovers have survived.

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Twister 3324

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Multi hued condiments ooze out from under the bun. I’m Scottish not miserable, he tells her. She slaps him playfully and gives him a napkin.

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Twister 3450

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He ate a big lunch and felt gassy. He told his secretary to cancel his remaining meetings. Then he closed his door and farted all afternoon.

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Twister 3562

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

By the time she licked the ice cream his desire was a mountain and he kissed her and she pulled away and said, Rocky Road! and he backed off

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Twister 36

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She wanted to eat. Steak. Anything with bacon. Chocolate. She was going to eat her way out of this. Until she forgot him. And the guilt hit.

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Twister 134

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She says, it was a dark and stormy night. He says, OK, so I have hemorrhoids. The challah burns in the toaster. On TV, Martha being perfect.

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Twister 143

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He imagines what life would be like if he were a panda and he ate only one thing, replacing bacon for bamboo. No, he wasn’t stoned. For once

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Twister 223

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

That’s an unbelievable smell, he says. I think it’s the fridge, she says. But I’m hungry, he says. And I really, really want eggs and salami

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Twister 315

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He finished the coconut and threw the shell into the surf. The beach was littered with forlorn empty shells. He farted and fell into despair

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