Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 386

He came home with a big tub of ice cream and she said this is romantic, and he said huh, and she said you don’t know, and he said know what?

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Twister 463

They thought marketing a line of kosher Oriental products was a no brainer. Oy Soy is gonna be a hit, he said. But maybe not Moo Goo Goy Pan

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Twister 487

There was chewing gum on the sole of his shoe and soon the feeling of it made him psychotic. He threw his tuna sandwich at a kid on the bus.

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Twister 589

He ran from his seat to the toilet and puked up the first inning gorging of hot dogs. He heard the crowd’s roar and hoped it wasn’t for him.

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Twister 649

A smart man asks me: Where is my sandwich? Do I know you? I ask quickly. The smart man says: You didn’t answer my question. TouchĂ©, I reply.

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Twister 739

The carnage of the breakfast table is belied by the silence of a sated couple who have locked their kids in the basement a few hours longer.

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Twister 842

The wind took the toupé and deposited it on her lunch. She screamed. He came running over, ashamed. She berated him and hit him with a stick

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Twister 936

They were a typical family with their suppressed resentments. Fights were resolved with pizza. Until one day when junior ordered the calzone

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Twister 1027

There was discomfort in the room. Not from the severity of the sangria or the heat of the samosas. Sheila blamed mom’s bean dip. And her dad

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Twister 1121

She is loath to embarrass him. But she has an itch and she needs to scratch it. Do you know how many calories are in that thing? she screams

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