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He was either in love or suffering from indigestion but he couldn’t deny her ways with a sandwich. Tomorrow, let’s try the panini, he said.

Jim calls the waiter over and says, This steak is overwrought. And the waiter pours the wine on his head. Jim’s wife stands up and applauds.

They watched a movie and then ate some sushi and he took her back to his place and she said, What else you got? and he never felt more alone

The professional artists scorned the free buffet table for its lack of free range meats. The amateur artists ate everything. And were sated.

They sat down and he said, We can be civilized about this, but then the waitress brought the sausages. And civility was nothing but a rumor.