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He is a dignified man except when he eats pasta. And lobster. When he eats a lobster it’s incredibly disgusting. So no one gets invited over

Once upon a time, an adult male poured ketchup all over his slice of pepperoni pizza and the Earth was swallowed up by a black hole, the end

When they discovered how serious he was, the women melted chocolate and poured it in his underwear drawer. And then he became vengeful, too.

When the marinara sauce falls on his white shirt he just gives up. I’m not Martha enough, he thinks. And then he starts looking for his gun.

He’d wanted to eat the dry sausage like he’d seen those old European men do it. That’s what he’d told the doctor. But she didn’t believe him