Twister 602

He was a good father but a lousy husband. His wife and his kids disagreed. He didn’t know whether to stay or go. So he moved to the basement

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Twister 601

He is tragically untalented. He blames everything on his mother’s overbearing nature. My penis is small because of my skinny jeans, he says.

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Twister 600

She was taller than him and this caused him grief. And the grief itself caused more of it. I’m better than this, he thought. But not bigger.

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Twister 598

He burned the bridge as he left town. That was dramatic, no? the sidekick said. They watched the bridge burn and fall. No, he said. That was

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Twister 597

His ex posted video of a night of sloppy drunken fun from long ago. He dropped out of school. Now I’ll never be the damn President, he says.

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Twister 596

They traveled to France and ate rich foods and didn’t tell the personal trainer. He found out anyway. And their lives became a kind of hell.

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Twister 595

He said he was a magician and she believed him. He refused to perform any tricks for her. Then she figured him out. And asked him to vanish.

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Twister 594

He grew tired of the sharks. They circled his boat like, well, sharks. And he was bleeding. He ran out of food. He lay down, and fell asleep

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Twister 593

They breathed in the air and it was the air of teenagers. And chips. And maybe beer. This is all your fault, he said. I wanted to stay home.

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Twister 592

He woke up and went out to the balcony. I am love, he shouted. I am everything! Someone threw a cupcake at him. I’m also cupcakes, he yelled

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