This grocery store is too big. And she’s cold. She just wants to buy some milk, maybe some bread. She ends up spending too much. On cheezies

Ideology is easy, he says. Thinking is hard, he says. I think I need a cheese pizza, he says. Or maybe I’m better off with mushroom, he says

At the carnival, we played Stump the Stumpie and lost when we couldn’t name fifteen countries in Europe. And then they ran out of corn dogs.