Twister 912

After he pulled his kid from the brawl, he sat him down and said, I love you very much son but I won’t love you forever. The kid understood.

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Twister 911

Years later, the neighbors found out there hadn’t been a baby. Just a severe fetish, lame excuses, much crying and a fondness for applesauce

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Twister 910

An exasperated Lynn sees a star shoot across the sky and she turns to him and says, I was thinking the wrong thing right then, I’m so sorry.

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Twister 909

They practiced an insincere gluttony. Meaning they overate ironically, a commentary on something no one remembered. And they prayed to beans

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Twister 908

He groaned and it got the attention of the kid and the kid asked what he was doing to mom and then he got religion but the kid wasn’t buying

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Twister 907

They will not ask for directions. Because they are men. And so their planned wild weekend becomes two days of contemplation at the monestary

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Twister 906

They read the paper in bed, the smell of love about the room. She reaches over and touches his ass. I’m reading the sports section, he says.

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Twister 905

I look at you and I realize you have the worst job in the world, he tells the girl behind the counter. But at least I’m not you, she replies

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Twister 904

The old mayor was caught picking his nose just as the mustard came oozing out of his triple cheeseburger. He won re-election by a landslide.

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Twister 903

He finally broke down in the locker room, the day’s immensity weighing on him like an extra long anaconda. I’m not the bigger man, he wailed

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