Twister 902

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He looked like a garden gnome but with long hippy hair. Even his children were afraid of him. Though his looks made him an effective lawyer.

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Twister 901

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His neighbor was an opera singer. He suffered from insomnia. This was a potentially combustible combination. Until he became her biggest fan

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Twister 900

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He drank red wine and didn’t see the spill on his khakis. Strangers gave him a wide berth. Once home, his wife called 911. And then left him

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Twister 899

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

At the cocktail party, someone says, I ran over it. Someone says, That’s not Italian. Someone says, I’m boring. Someone says, The food sucks

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Twister 898

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She was better looking with her clothes on. So was he. As she digested this she realized they would never have kids. They were both relieved

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Twister 897

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was appalled by the fat male contestants at the wet t-shirt contest. Then someone put ketchup on his hot dog. So he walked into the ocean

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Twister 896

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The nurse was off her meds and the babies needed changing. Years later, a tornado and flying houses. Long lost parents. And alert the media.

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Twister 895

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The critic overheard the chef say “That’s one bad onion” and it informed everything in his review. Even though the place only served dessert

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Twister 894

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Above his bed, a giant poster of a woman dancing the hula. And as he stuffs another Twinkie into his mouth, he dreams his impossible dreams.

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Twister 893

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The philosophy student went on and on about shaving “down there.” He spoke of porn and prolonged adolescence. And then his date punched him.

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