Twister 922

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He hoped she smelled as good as she looked because that would make her perfect. But he was the one that had forgotten the deodorant that day

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Twister 921

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He bled from the chest. He didn’t know why. He drank cheap bourbon to quench his thirst. And thus become even more attractive to the ladies.

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Twister 920

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There was seduction in the air with the pasta carbonara. She had him at the mention of bacon. He had her when he ate his meal without a fork

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Twister 919

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

John walked to work everyday. Looking good, the doorman would say. So I’m told, John would say. Until the day he knew it was no longer true.

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Twister 918

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

You walk into the store and go into a rage because you can’t find what you need and they draw a gun. All because you’re out of toilet paper.

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Twister 917

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The date was an unmitigated disaster but she saw a spark in him and told him to call her. He figured she was crazy and threw her number away

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Twister 916

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He knew he could be more effective if he cried so he buried his face in his hands and pulled some nose hairs. He was soon on the golf course

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Twister 915

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His t-shirt said I HAVE NINE TOES and he grooved to music that was avant-garde in Korea and he loved Italian TV and no one wanted to be him.

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Twister 914

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They were so in love every one of his notes to her was like a country song. His list of ham, coffee, nachos and beer became a number one hit

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Twister 913

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He hated his in-laws’ cooking so he stuffed himself full of danish before showing up and got so bloated he had to defend his diet for hours.

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