Twister 992

He had some trust issues but that was more a function of his excessive paranoia. Or so he thought. Until he realized he was merely insecure.

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Twister 991

Whenever I talk I hurt someone, he says. And because he believes this he sews his mouth shut. Until he gets hungry and he can’t even scream.

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Twister 990

When he received the silent treatment at home, he figured he’d done something wrong. But as usual he couldn’t think what that something was.

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Twister 989

Why would you want to complicate your life? she asks. All I said was I liked raspberries, he replies exasperated. He doesn’t get her at all.

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Twister 988

Every time a girl walked by, he smelled the air. And closed his eyes. And waited to be transported to a beautiful place. Like a boxing ring.

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Twister 987

He wanted to get the work done. She had given him an ultimatum and threatened consequences. Though some of them brought a smile to his face.

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Twister 986

He accused her of various banal atrocities. She took this to mean she should change the color of her hair. Which he again took the wrong way

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Twister 985

This was the literal end of the road. The map said so. The GPS confirmed it. And the arguments they’d had trumped all forms of cartography.

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Twister 984

He showered again and still the smell was on him. She wouldn’t be home for a few hours yet. Maybe the stench of guilt would be gone by then.

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Twister 983

Fat hairy male with unreasonable expectations seeks absolutely hairless blond female. For marriage. Must be willing to live life in the nude

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