Twister 982

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

So this guy just drove his car right into the house because he said he was pissed he got dumped and, like, what the hell is wrong with guys?

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Twister 981

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jane tried to convince the nurse she was a guy but her cameltoe said otherwise. I’m not dumb, the nurse said. I’m hoping you are, Jane said.

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Twister 980

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And when he asked for a burger, she looked at him as she might a stranger. But honey, she said, voice trailing off. She had lost him to meat

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Twister 979

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The new neighbors had porn on night and day, at incredible volumes. Finally, he knocked on their door to complain. But they didn’t own a TV.

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Twister 978

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Like a doctor on a smoke break, he knew better. But the attraction was ridculous. And he knew he’d look tremendous in those blue suede shoes

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Twister 977

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I knew by the way she was dressed that she was coming into my bar. And that she’d order a few beers. And ignore me. When I took my shirt off

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Twister 976

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The dogs came out of nowhere and violently attacked the bar, destroying all of the alcohol. Enough with the mojitos, the alpha male snarled.

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Twister 975

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They washed each other’s hair, recalling an ancient intimacy. Since when are you a blonde? he asked. She stepped out and flushed the toilet.

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Twister 974

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

When does grass become hay? she asks. This isn’t the right time, he says. It’s such a fine line, she says. Don’t leave me like this, he says

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Twister 973

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Though he’d slept 10 hours, he couldn’t stay awake. And the kid was bouncing around like a puppy. I love you, he told his son. But not today

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