Twister 1242

The sun exposed the blemishes of the yard. He knew the neighbors would complain again. But that run giant down statue of Madonna was staying

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Twister 1241

He told her that she waited too much for life to happen. And then he didn’t hear from her ever again. She thought he’d called her too heavy.

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Twister 1240

He ate his granola silently, savoring the night’s activities. She was still in bed, a smile on her face. The dog sat in a corner. Terrified.

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Twister 1239

After yoga class, he went to the bar and got loaded on whiskey. At home, his wife said she disapproved. He said he was just seeking balance.

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Twister 1238

He took off his cap, rubbed his brow. Scanned the sky. It’s gonna rain, he said. She stared at the dirt. And dared not say what she thought.

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Twister 1237

Jim ordered the chef’s special. The waiter served it. Jim asked what it was. The waiter looked at it and said, Why it’s a crock of shit, sir

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Twister 1236

You don’t love me enough, he says. She edges closer to him and gently strokes his hair. Oh honey, she says. Now you’re crowding me, he says.

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Twister 1235

I fondled it, she said. And though she was talking about a grapefruit, he was immediately aroused, and then felt shame, and then he giggled.

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Twister 1234

After an introduction, the guest speaker approaches the mic and says, This convention tastes like taint. The ensuing commotion is tremendous

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Twister 1233

She can tell something’s wrong. It’s his birthday; he should be happy. What is it? she asks. The older I get the less I like jazz, he admits

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