Twister 1232

The guy’s got phobia up the wazoo, like he’s a bird with vertigo or something. So I say to him What? And he tells me to mind my own business

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Twister 1231

He enters the interview with the optimism of a dog sniffing a fire hydrant. He exits feeling depressed and dejected. Because he got the job.

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Twister 1230

She thought it just a hook-up. But the sex was so good (for him), that he begged to see her again. I already know you’re a cheater, she said

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Twister 1229

There were drinks. A fire broke out. Some screaming. Commotion. Hunky firemen. Offers and refusals. Drunken lap dancing on the truck. Media.

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Twister 1228

He walks down the street, open pizza box in hand. The hounds follow at a safe distance, patiently waiting for the drunk boy to drop his load

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Twister 1227

He prepares the omelet and serves it to her and says, I have nothing left to give. She looks at her plate and sighs and asks for some juice.

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Twister 1226

The house smelled like cheese. Everyone noticed it. Even the dog. And they searched the source of the smell. While Al quickly took a shower.

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Twister 1225

She left him without explanation. After three years, he felt he deserved one. Finally, she relented. Your hands are too small, she told him.

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Twister 1224

I don’t care where you’re from, he says. You’re still wrong. But we’re talking about me, she protests. He shakes his head. Wrong, he repeats

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Twister 1223

Jim bends over and groans. He pulls on his pants, reaches for his shirt and looks at the bed. A shiver runs over him. I saw that, she says.

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