Twister 1343

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They had grown old together, investing in a relationship that valued honesty. I don’t like it when you see a dog’s asshole, he said suddenly

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Twister 1342

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Dramatic music. He is struck by lightning. She comes rushing out. Drags him inside. They fall in love before he dies. Dramatic music swells.

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Twister 1341

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There was an ominous sound in the distance but the kids didn’t hear it. They were stupid drunk. And happy. So they skinny dipped, oblivious.

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Twister 1340

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And when she showed him the nub of a pencil he felt shame and sighed and said, So it has come to this. And she said, At least one of us has.

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Twister 1339

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Watch that jet set couple go. Listen as they discuss restaurants in Rio. Marvel as they ooze wealth. And then go home and hit their children

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Twister 1338

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They jumped in puddles and lauged and pushed ice cream cones into their noses. And then they got divorced while the memories were still good

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Twister 1337

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I like mayonnaise, Jim says. I almost don’t care, Liz says. And this goes on while they disrobe, the nerves before hopping into the hot tub.

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Twister 1336

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He knew he was bleeding badly. He felt something oozing out of him. Grow up, the cute Greek waitress said. You just ate way too much pikilia

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Twister 1335

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Liz, Brad’s ex, called him 50 Seconds. She had t-shirts printed and got media attention. He bought an incontinent dog. And named it Impotent

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Twister 1334

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Elephants fell out of the sky, landing on lawns of pink meringue, with tigers wearing tutus. I need to stop taking pills at the zoo, he says

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