Twister 1333

After the drinks had worked their way into his system,he started laughing and dancing and flirting relentlessly. Until the cameras came out.

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Twister 1332

He takes a french fry and says, Are we flirting? And she says, You wish. And he kind of shrinks, his hopes and dreams dashed for another day

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Twister 1331

Her skirt is so short he can’t help but look. He knows that she knows she has great legs. And then his kid comes up and gives him a big hug.

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Twister 1330

Every morning, it’s the same thing. He’s stuck in traffic and dreams of inventing hovercrafts and sex doll holograms. He loves traffic jams.

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Twister 1329

He kicks the sand and says, We’re different. I hope so, she says. You don’t get it, he says. She kicks sand at him. Only too well, she says.

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Twister 1328

The kids avoided the house at the end of the street. The people who lived there were nice but the lawn was awful. And the kids had standards

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Twister 1327

The meeting went long. So, so long. The chairman banged his gavel with increasing violence. And then there was blood pooling on the mahogany

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Twister 1326

The shoes made her look old and though he wouldn’t admit to it, he noticed. And that opened a door he needed to shut. I’m a toe man, he said

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Twister 1325

Yes I could eat bacon until I died. It’s true. I love it too much. And it will kill me. I don’t know how this is going to make my rabbi feel

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Twister 1324

The pebbles against the window startled the chickens and woke everyone in the house. We take this fresh thing way too far, he told his wife.

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