He plays the accordian to woo the girls and he lands a beauty with Pipi Longstocking braids in her long, long hair. He calls her his squeeze

She knew he loved The Wizard of Oz; his gifts of emeralds and red shoes made sense. But when he bought an evil monkey she knew he was crazy.

She says, This is how I always imagined being an adult was like. She wraps her arms around him. He looks surprised. I just got here, he says