Twister 1363

What started as a street brawl, with punches, kicks and rolling around, degenerated into a well choreographed orgy when Chris brought lotion

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Twister 1362

He acknowledges the tough talk but he’s got a mouth full of peach cobbler. And it’s delicious. If he only had a beer. The mockery continues.

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Twister 1361

They danced and got sweaty and flirted and went back to his place and he fed his iguanas and she went home and he never heard from her again

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Twister 1360

They thought they had lost the bad guys in the sea of wheat, so they went to the restaurant and ordered waffles. And then they were whacked.

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Twister 1359

There was talk of dressing up as nuns to steal the beer and that seemed like a great idea but that just proved they didn’t really need beer.

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Twister 1358

He bought her shoes so ugly there was nothing but endless yelling. When’s make up sex? he said. Shall I show you the shoes again? she asked.

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Twister 1357

He bought her flowers. She said, That’s so predictable. He stuffed the flowers in her mouth. And you’re not too good in the sack, he yelled.

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Twister 1356

I like women in hardhats, Raj says. I like them with big bottoms, Jim says. Yellow hardhats, not the orange ones, Raj adds. I’m not Buddhist

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Twister 1355

Jack knew he was living in the past when he started seeing ghosts. But when he started seeing the ghost of Cary Grant, he fell into despair.

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Twister 1354

The boredom was so profound it illuminated the room and the kids felt burnt by it. This is a new low, Frank said. I’ve been lower, Jack said

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