Twister 1734

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jim discovers hair in his ears and then he buys a sports car. And goes into a massive debt spiral. So he buys a sportier car. Much sportier.

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Twister 1733

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He says, I’m on an expense account. And later, he regrets having said that because the guys that take advantage of him aren’t all that cool.

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Twister 1732

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They go to a bar and he tells his friends, Tonight’s the night and they say, You always say that and then he says, cue the Lou Rawls. Again.

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Twister 1731

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They made eye contact in produce and finally starting talking at the meat counter. I’d so be interested if my kids weren’t with me, he said.

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Twister 1730

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

When the freezer held only boxes of chicken fingers, he realized his job was done and it would be mere seconds before his wife left for good

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Twister 1729

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The existential porn actor worries he’s like a “bird with vertigo” ever since he damaged his groin playing softball. So he takes to chirping

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Twister 1728

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The married guy’s neighbor is newly single and every day he sees a different man walk out of her place. I have a large family, she explains.

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Twister 1727

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There was a chill in the air and he was having problems with the fire. She asked what was wrong. I’m having trouble with my poker, he sighed

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Twister 1726

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They had been arguing more recently, mostly about superficial things. Marilyn Monroe had ugly toes! she yelled. And he knew it was hopeless.

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Twister 1725

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The meeting lasted so long he shot the phone and declared The conference call is over and he went to the 7-Eleven and got himself a Big Gulp

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