Twister 1744

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He gives her a glass of wine and buys her a necklace and takes her to the opera and flies her to Paris and she says, That’s not love, dear.

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Twister 1743

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And when he spilled wine on her blouse and she took it off and said “Clean it” he felt a frisson, which was just another word for “hard on.”

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Twister 1742

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He watches the clouds cover the sky and then threaten rain. The picnic is not going to happen, he says. I hate you more than ever, she says.

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Twister 1741

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There is no love here, just lots of food on the table and the sounds of aggressive chewing. After this meal I’m going to eat more, Dad says.

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Twister 1740

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was a happy man entering middle age when a funk overcame him. I don’t have many more years with which to ruin my life, he told his friend

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Twister 1739

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was playing Monopoly with the kids and he smelled her perfume and he stood up and said, Excuse me kids but I have to go screw your mother

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Twister 1738

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jim has a theory that yoga girls have big feet and nice asses because they don’t wear shoes and the boys consider this and down another shot

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Twister 1737

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The clouds were violet and he said, These drugs are working, and she said, No, that’s natural, and he ran into a wall and said, Now they are

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Twister 1736

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He stunk up the house real bad just before his in-laws were coming over, and after they’d left he asked his wife, So, do they still love me?

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Twister 1735

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He couldn’t admit he was late because he was getting a pedicure. So he said he had been with a hooker. And there were high fives all around.

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