Twister 1754

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jones walks into a convention of retired gymnasts and has to pinch himself. He returns to work, smiling. Best lunch break ever, he declares.

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Twister 1753

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They ordered drinks and settled into the booth. She took the ice cube into her mouth and immediately he regretted not being in better shape.

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Twister 1752

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His grandfather says, You have to circumcise the sausage, and he can’t get this image out of his head. He’s eating a bowl of cereal tonight.

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Twister 1751

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He walked to the lunch spot and met his boss and they plotted something heartless. And his boss choked on a chicken bone. He left a big tip.

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Twister 1750

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She would not stop talking. She was incapable of silence. Still, she was cute except for a major flaw. Your mouth isn’t big enough, he said.

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Twister 1749

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

A beetle ran across the table just as the waiter served the dumplings. He put the plate down on it. I saw that, Jim said. Saw what? he asked

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Twister 1748

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There was a wedding somewhere in the world right now and that was reason enough to open the champagne. If I don’t celebrate, I die, he said.

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Twister 1747

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He had smelled the smell of the sea and knew they were close to their destination. It smells funny, she said. It smells like you, he replied

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Twister 1746

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And when the dawn comes, and she touches him and he turns over grumbling, she knows she will forever regret eating that final piece of cake.

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Twister 1745

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The hipster wears an old plaid shirt and gets exiled from his bar and he goes home and throws out all his cardigans and listens to U2 again.

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