Twister 1764

The office day ended and a large group went to the local bar and got excessively drunk and went back to the office and peed on all the desks

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Twister 1763

He says, You’re so dressed up, and she smiles and says, Someone has to bring it, and he holds her and she says, Don’t touch the merchandise.

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Twister 1762

He stops by the grocery store to pick up a frozen dinner. He checks out the fruit aisle to pick up girls. But the zit on his nose is too big

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Twister 1761

They sat in the park and flirted. He fed the pigeons and she pretended to read. Then her boyfriend showed up. And the poor birds went hungry

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Twister 1760

The truck spun out, barreling toward the popular roadhouse. The young couple in the backseat of the Camaro died happy. Well, at least he did

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Twister 1759

She is everything to him. He tells her that kissing her is like touching the sun. But she doesn’t love him. I’d settle for the moon, he says

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Twister 1758

Jim comes home with the groceries and Liz kisses him and goes through the shopping bags and sighs and says, You know I hate instant pudding.

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Twister 1757

He reaches for her but she pulls away and at that moment the iPod shuffles to their first date song and she says Your timing is bad as usual

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Twister 1756

The day unfolds with the certainty of a bad movie. Meaning he knew what was coming. So he crouches in a dark corner. And then the explosions

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Twister 1755

The traffic is not just slow, it forms a community. Jim takes his girlfriend to the backseat and then there is a baby. And still no movement

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