Tagged: Work (581)

Twister 1724

There was a brawl at work because someone yelled “Frank Black is God” and after someone says that there really is no room for any discussion

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Twister 1886

He’s an insurance adjuster with anger management issues and a chainsaw and when his burger comes without pickles the result is pretty tragic

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Twister 2078

The ad guy is offended now and stands up and says, We’re building civilization! The client slides down his chair and says, Then we’re fucked

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Twister 2241

The powerful men stood on the walkway observing their minions below them. Let’s lose money today, one of them said. The rest of them laughed

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Twister 2450

Joe admitted he was delusional during the job interview and the HR lady asked how and he said, I think everyone loves me, and then he cried.

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Twister 2611

She didn’t look like the kind of woman whose toes were lickable so he adopted a professional attitude and got the job. Until he saw her feet

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Twister 2881

She orders a chicken salad. The guy next to her says, I love chicken. She smiles and says, I’m your boss. And he says, I still love chicken.

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Twister 3126

The economist at the seminar gets up on stage and says, It’s all about money, and then the lecture is over. The whole thing cost four bucks.

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Twister 3386

They transferred him to a tiny city in the hinterland. On his first day, he ate lunch at a food court. Alone. And cried into his wonton soup

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Twister 316

The sky turned purple. A horse walked up to me and said “courage.” An airplane landed on a football field. My K car inched along in traffic.

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