Tagged: Work (581)

Twister 107

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was the source of the memo and Ted knew it. But when Ted asked him about it he said “It wasn’t me.” The memo said “Get Ted. He’s a liar”

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Twister 115

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The dog smelled it first. It ran toward the stink and caused a commotion. The policeman tore into the pile. Jones woke up. He so hated dogs.

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Twister 347

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His explosion comes in a dark nightclub. Where’s the manager? he yells. I’m going to kill the idiot who invented black toilet paper! he says

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Twister 491

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He walks into his boss’s office and calls him moron. He calls him shithead. And then his wife comes running in. But the boss says, too late.

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Twister 620

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His office was at the food court. He dispensed legal advice for free food and companionship. He made friends with many kids. And their moms.

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Twister 728

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He knew enough about nothing to become a pundit. He became famous telling non-truths. His daughter called him a liar. And he left his family

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Twister 833

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Ann wants something more. Her job is a disaster. She’s in a new city with no friends. This is her chance. Take off your underwear, she says.

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Twister 1006

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The water tasted bad. He was thirsty but not desperate. So he opened the drawer and found his emergency flask and began the day with bourbon

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Twister 1169

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And when they all complained about the food the chef came out and announced that his wife had left him and that he’d crapped in the lettuce.

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Twister 1330

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Every morning, it’s the same thing. He’s stuck in traffic and dreams of inventing hovercrafts and sex doll holograms. He loves traffic jams.

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