Tagged: Work (581)

Twister 3206

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The ad exec implored his staff to get excited about laxatives but he was cheap and they were young and not jaded enough to slum it like this

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Twister 3517

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

My secretary dropped off some papers and sniffed at the air. I checked my pits, and really hated her for being so damned passive-aggressive.

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Twister 52

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It was too dark out for work. It was just another limp excuse and this explained his ferocious mediocrity. He didn’t see beauty in sunsets.

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Twister 156

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The therapist scared her. He was too Judd Hirsch for her and she couldn’t take him seriously. And this made her despise herself all the more

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Twister 277

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The heat was on high and it made him sweat through his jacket. He wasn’t going to get the job. “You smell funny,” he said. That pleased him.

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Twister 337

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Shoes that smell good, he says. Everyone’s allowed one good idea, he says. Make them disposable, she says. Kind of like your idea, she says.

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Twister 536

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I was called out on the carpet for overusing “fresh” in my copy. I hate this gig. I need to go on a walk. Get some, um, air. And maybe a gun

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Twister 669

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The fire chief said, I can’t believe she left me. The fireman said, What about this fire? The chief said, The fire went out a long time ago.

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Twister 764

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jones feels a kind of destiny right now, that his entire life was meant to make money and then make more money. All so he can eat this taco.

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Twister 895

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The critic overheard the chef say “That’s one bad onion” and it informed everything in his review. Even though the place only served dessert

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