The date was going well and she asked him what he did and he said, I write music for commercials, and she said, I really can’t respect that.
Tagged: Work (581)
Twister 1878
After Jim had fired twelve people, he called the boss to inform him. And he said, You have the personality of an appliance. And he resigned.
Twister 2047
The singer had a lisp so when he said, This song’s broken, the production assistant bought him new underwear. And the assistant lost her job
Twister 2229
The cops entered the office carefully, guns drawn. They found Jones cowering in the corner. I lost control of the stapler, he said shaking.
Twister 2410
The ad guys sit around coming up with slogans for a new brand of soup. Is this stuff any good? Lee asks. And there is laughter. And tears.
Twister 2596
Jones leans on his secretary’s desk and says, I trimmed my fingernails, and she picks up the phone, calls HR and talks of sexual harassment.
Twister 2808
The bragging became difficult to ignore. So she stood up and walked over to their table. She showed them her breasts. Now shut up, she said.
Twister 3090
The pen goes. He thinks about impossible things. Violent imagery dances in his head. Thoughts of vengeance. He picks up the pen. And resigns
Twister 3321
They bark into their respective cellphones, sounding important. And in charge. Then the elevator stops. And they look at each other, hungry.
