Tagged: Love (951)

Twister 233

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Smell my hand, dear, he says. And because she loves him she does. That’s some disgusting, she says, hitting him. That’s some cheese, he says

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Twister 281

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He drinks too much brandy. This is her criticism of her date from last night. And she will find an excuse to dislike tomorrow’s date as well

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Twister 98

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Staycations suck, he says. Not now, she says. If I have to eat your penne one more time, he says. You only have yourself to blame, she says.

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Twister 337

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Shoes that smell good, he says. Everyone’s allowed one good idea, he says. Make them disposable, she says. Kind of like your idea, she says.

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Twister 69

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Instead of chocolate, he bought her a mojito making kit that he found at a discount gift shop. We’re through, she said. I asked for lingerie

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Twister 546

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I thought it would be better, he said. Be nice, she said. But you’re a supermodel, he said. Photoshop, she said. I’m such a Luddite, he said

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Twister 632

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The baby was crying again and neither of them wanted to get up. I got him last time, he mumbled. And she reached down and pinched a testicle

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Twister 698

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

When he touched her skin he pictured a soft marshmallow covered in syrup. It would please the tongue. But not now. I need ice cream, he said

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Twister 777

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He hobbled out of a relationship and went straight to the bar and sat there and drank himself into another relationship. It ended even worse

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Twister 852

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He walked his dog every day so he could see the stunning lady on the corner and everyday the dog crapped right there for maximum humiliation

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