Tagged: Love (951)

Twister 952

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She wanted to consummate the relationship but he kept talking about variables. She loved his math skills, but did he have to be such a dork?

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Twister 1045

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She fell asleep on the table and he thought of wrapping her up in bacon because he loved her so much. But he had to admit he love bacon more

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Twister 1095

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They held hands and watched the sun set over the ocean and he imagined people on the other side watching the sun rise. I’m bored, he sighed.

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Twister 1169

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And when they all complained about the food the chef came out and announced that his wife had left him and that he’d crapped in the lettuce.

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Twister 1256

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They stopped the car and tore off their clothes and ran into the lake and were quickly eaten by a mythical creature that no one believed in.

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Twister 1321

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And if that weren’t enough he trashed the car. My shiny new car. And all this because he can cook? Mom says he’s a keeper. Of what exactly?

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Twister 1376

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He orders a hot dog with onions, relish, mustard. She asks if he wants a pickle. He swoons. Are you ok? she asks. Say pickle again, he says.

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Twister 1468

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He says, Don’t touch the speakers and she laughs and he says, Don’t touch the speakers and she says, You’re serious and he leaves the house.

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Twister 1555

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He loved her deeply but had a lousy way with words. I want to be your bicycle seat, he told her breathlessly. Not today you don’t, she said.

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Twister 1712

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was rich and quiet and a bit of a gourmand. When he saw the woman he wanted to marry he said, Let’s go to Switzerland and eat some cheese

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