Tagged: Love (951)

Twister 982

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

So this guy just drove his car right into the house because he said he was pissed he got dumped and, like, what the hell is wrong with guys?

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Twister 1083

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Numbers made him nervous so he avoided most of Manhattan. Then he met the woman of his dreams. But she lived uptown. And her name was Seven.

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Twister 1126

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He says, I’d like to eat you. She says, You smell like lobster but in a bad way. And so they go back to doing their crossword puzzles alone.

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Twister 1207

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His face is covered in rib sauce and that’s when his ex shows up. Nothing’s changed I see, she says. He rolls his eyes. Nice touch, she says

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Twister 1286

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And he was angry. And that turned her on. And that led to some lies. And some schemes. And that led to a grand jury. And a Hollywood ending.

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Twister 1349

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She knew he loved The Wizard of Oz; his gifts of emeralds and red shoes made sense. But when he bought an evil monkey she knew he was crazy.

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Twister 1426

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The waitress is beautiful and he’s shy and awkward so he giggles when he asks for cream in his coffee. Please don’t be unimpressed, he says.

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Twister 1519

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The girls destroyed their meal. Jill said, I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. Ann said, Who’s the guy? And then an attack of the giggles

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Twister 1629

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There is drinking and flirting and then they’re up in his hotel room and she rips off his shirt and he says, Man, I really liked that shirt.

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Twister 1744

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He gives her a glass of wine and buys her a necklace and takes her to the opera and flies her to Paris and she says, That’s not love, dear.

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