Tagged: Love (951)

The billboard outside her house didn’t work. Neither did the ads in the newspaper, on the radio or on TV. He sent her an email. She replied.

They feed candy to the monkeys at the zoo. They drive cars off cliffs for the drama. Their boredom is hungry and moody. This will end badly.

Doug slipped on something and it was dark and he suspected what it was but he kept on walking. That kinda smells, Sue said. No shit, he said

She got out of the car and squatted behind the bush. He waited for her and had a smoke. Where are we? she asked. In the Land of Pee, he said

I feel hexed, he says. You’ve never been hexed, says the bored runway model. I like the way you walk, he says. I know hexed, the model says.

She wants to learn new things. She’s heard others talk of self-improvement and she likes it. You mean you can be even better? he asks loudly